He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
