Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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