Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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