um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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