and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
4 words: hood of his car
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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