Porn is love you can see.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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