Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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