i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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