It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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