We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Randomize