Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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