dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
