And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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