Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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