She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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