Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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