it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Need sex. Gaining weight.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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