It's like God shit irony all over that family
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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