Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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