I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Come share oat with me in your robe
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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