No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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