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So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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