I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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