We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
