Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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