Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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