i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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