I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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