Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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