Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Can I color on your dick again?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
