did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I believe in your delicious
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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