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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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