apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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