Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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