they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
