I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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