Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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