All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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