So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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