fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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