Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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