gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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