I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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