Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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