We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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