peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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