we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
