grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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