is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
