Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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