drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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