Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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