so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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